Updated! Jan 13 09

Terms of Use

Interaction with Jeeney is intended for human participants only, automated means of communicating or data mining Jeeney is strictly prohibited.

Jeeney's neural net is finally back online again... Having to wait on the hard drive replacement for a second time really sucks!

 

-------------------------------------

Have you been enjoying your conversation with my artificial brain?

Email me and tell me what you think

 

Introducing Jeeney AI - Evolving Intelligence Online

If you've ever wanted to hold a conversation with your computer before, You'll be happy to know I am working on making that possible.

Ever since I was 10 years old I always thought it would be cool if I could just talk to my computer and maybe have it learn me for a change. As soon as the idea struck I started to ponder how to make my computer talk to me and Jeeney was started. I mulled over concept for years and when I was 19, I started to teach myself programming. The actual development of Jeeney started in early 2007.

Jeeney's knowledge has grown nicely and now it's time to expand somewhat. So I've started working on platform interoperability between Jeeney and Social networking platforms like SMS, IMs, Twitter and Facebook.

Jeeney grows smarter through "intelligent" interaction (including interesting conversation and excellent spelling skills).

NOTE: Too much negativity or low value setences (2 words or less) while chatting will put you on the chat bot's block list, and the only way to get off of it and remove the block is to offset that negativity with a lot of positive and useful information.

If you are having difficulty communicating with Jeeney, please ensure that you are using proper sentence structure. A lot of people seem to forget that a proper sentence contains a complete thought. Internet short-hand and slang are almost completely disregarded by the artificial intelligence.

Examples:

Do you like pickles? = Correct!

pickles? = Wrong!- This is an incomplete thought, it means nothing to Jeeney and she considers this to be spam. What would you think if somebody randomly approached you on the street and asked you the question "Pickles?". Most sane people would probably start looking for an exit...

How are you? = Correct!

how r u = Wrong! - Internet Short-Hand - Jeeney may recognize what you are saying in some cases, but she expects you to be more articulate than she is so that she can learn something new from you. Short-hand dialog is considered spam.

Are you religious? = Correct!

do u religious? = Wrong! - This is a really bad case where the user not only uses short-hand, but improper sentence structure... (This one also decided to tell Jeeney she was stupid. In reality this person needs to read a book or something... Maybe a few of them.)

My name is Bob = Correct!

my name bob = Wrong! Names aren't just names, often names also have meanings. Try to be explicit if you can. The person who said this, in effect may as well have told Jeeney that his name bounces up and down. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense from the artificial perspective.

Try to remember, Jeeney isn't a real human being, she is software, and software is logical whereas people often aren't. It is NOT Jeeney's goal to pass a Turing test, rather it is her goal to learn and understand linguistics and general knowledge.

It is unbelievable how many people get angry with Jeeney over her misunderstandings. In most cases, all they have to do is put a little thought and effort into their conversation with her. That said, Jeeney doesn't know everything, she is here to learn.

Another thing I've noticed is that some people think they are really being clever when they criticize a less than 3 years old artificial intelligence designed and developed by a single, self-taught programmer for not understanding quantum physics and string theory in-depth. This really isn't the case... I think those people just watch too much television... It's one thing to work towards a human-like artificial intelligence. It's something entirely different to expect a software program to be all-knowing. You may be surprised to find out that a corporate giant even the size of Google only has less than 5% of the internet mapped and even that miniscule ammount is difficult to process in relativity to a user's query. How can one possibly expect any kind of software to know everything?

Just so you know... Profanity is regarded even worse, than useless information. I have no intention of letting Jeeney start swearing at the children who talk to her, as such, those who have a bad potty mouth will find themselves blocked before getting very far.

Please do not try to talk dirty to the artificial intelligence, not only is that just sad... It's also grounds for being blocked. (I have absolutely no desire to edit out the junk picked up from this; I do not want to see it, period.) If you have been doing any of the above things which are so obviously wrong, and Jeeney blocks you, don't email me for help. I stand by Jeeney's descision in the matter.